"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]
I. AM. CRYING.
Didn’t cry laughing but am amazed at the time he took for all these photos
do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?
I BROKE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON HELP ME
have you tried turning it off and back on again
I HIT IT REALLY HARD AND STILL HASN’T TURNED OFF
there is no need to shout ma’am. have you tried turning it off and back on
I AM NOT SHOUTING
IT DOESN’T TURN OFF
ma’am, ma’am, have you tried turning it on & off again
finding songs from your favorite artist that you haven’t heard before
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.
you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing
Tumblr is kind of like Friends except everyone is Chandler.
whoa! i totally did a double-take
Look what I found.
An Ancient Relic of times long past.
While the true meaning of these temples have been lost to time, most scholars agree that they were once a gathering hall built to the worship of the gods of old.
*bob the builder voice* can we fix it? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS WE CAN BITCH YAAAAAAS
take me here on our first date
Baby laughing while getting shots
> Rock star doctor.
I don’t care how old he will be I’m taking my future children to him
That person is in the right field! So many pediatricians are terrible with children; you can tell this person LOVES children and taking care of them.
its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive
the real struggle in 2004